The Family Plan is a 2023 action-comedy I've never heard of starring Mark Wahlberg as a husband and father happily living in the suburbs who has hidden his past as an elite government assassin from his family. When that past comes knocking, he piles his family into their minivan for a roadtrip. Can he fight off the hired goons trying to kill him while growing closer with his family and entertaining the masses with gags about changing diapers? Absolutely he can.

The Family Plan received poor reviews from critics and middling reviews from audiences, but clearly people saw it; why else would Apple TV+ be making a sequel? It feels like one of those streaming-only movies that gets watched by a pretty good number of people but seems to make no impact on the wider culture. I've never heard someone mention this movie. Have you mentioned it? Surely someone out there is passionate about this film.