General Hospital Spoilers gush that while we love the leading men of Port Charles, we know that in real life, most of them would break our hearts. The men that make our world go round when we tune into Gh five days a week are the very same men who actually aren’t always that family-oriented. In fact, sometimes they’re downright selfish — and they certainly don’t always know how to treat a woman.

Hey, it works in Port Chuck — a land where people can come back from the dead multiple times, marry and divorce the same woman five times over, and somehow peacefully coexist when they marry their friends’ exes. But which of these men would be most likely to be the worst partners if they existed in reality?

General Hospital Spoilers — The Dad’s Don’t Have It

As much as we love the men of Port...