Matt Gaetz is the main character of news media right now. How could Martin Short do this?

Earlier today, the House Committee on Ethics released its report on controversial former Florida Representative Matt Gaetz, with the congressional conduct group coming to the conclusion that “there is substantial evidence that Representative Gaetz violated House Rules and other standards of conduct prohibiting prostitution, statutory rape, illicit drug use, impermissible gifts, special favors or privileges, and obstruction of Congress.”

Gaetz has long battled allegations and investigations over instances when he supposedly sex trafficked underaged women and abused illicit drugs like cocaine and ecstasy, and, in the scathing 37-page report from a bipartisan but Republican-led panel, the House Committee on Ethics confirmed the veracity of these accusations and condemned Gaetz for a litany of other conduct infractions.

Naturally, Gaetz has been furiously tweeting and re-tweeting about this report that’s topped the front page...