Dave Chappelle has long challenged the idea that individuals can choose a gender identity that differs from their assigned genitalia, but it’s hard to take him seriously when he keeps showing up to work dressed like the sign on a gender-neutral bathroom.

This Saturday, the controversial stand-up giant will return to Saturday Night Live for the first time since he used his opening monologue to defend Kanye West and Kyrie Irving against completely reasonable accusations of anti-Semitism back in November 2022. In the two years and change since Chappelle last appeared on SNL, he has sworn off his favorite stand-up subject, vowing to let bygones be non-bygones with the transgender community whom he had taunted in $20 million Netflix special after $20 million Netflix special while simultaneously claiming censorship and cancellation.

However, that stalemate seems to be at an end after Chappelle apparently raided the closet of some poor non-binary concert cellist...