The stars of Wayne’s World, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey, are on their knees, their arms outstretched, bowing endlessly in ritual self-abasement. No, it is not an act of contrition for making a movie whose wittiest line is “If she were president, she’d be Babe-raham Lincoln” and whose second wittiest line is a suggestion to call a Chinese restaurant and order “cream of some young guy.” Myers and Carvey are filming a scene in which the movie’s heroes, Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar, prostrate themselves before their idol Alice Cooper.