You know how it is: you turn up to your place of employment, clock in, flip into an entire other distinct personality that resides somewhere within your severed mind, [Massive Blank Period Here], and then head home again. That’s working life! But wouldn’t it be better if your extremely secret 9-to-5 was soundtracked by sparse and spooky piano loops? Well, we have good news – there’s an official eight-hour loop of Lumon-approved tunes to soundtrack your work, which is both mysterious and important.

The ‘Music To Refine To’ set is “designed for eight hours of focus”, split into the most important parts of a Lumon working day, from ‘Mdr File Assignment’ and ‘Revere Kier’, to ‘Purify Data’. Oh, and you’d better believe there’s a ‘Music Dance Experience’ in there (at 3: 38:45 precisely). The full thing comes with Severance-floor visuals, for the full effect. Carved watermelon heads are not provided.