When it comes to professional-level trolling, no one does it quite like Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson. This man wakes up in the morning, stretches, drinks a smoothie, and then logs on to roast someone before breakfast. He’s got a PhD in Petty, a black belt in Beef, and his favorite hobby isn’t music or acting, it’s flaming people with surgical precision.

While he’s had his fair share of squabbles. P Diddy? Check. Jay-Z? Double-check. There’s one rivalry that has become the stuff of internet legend. And that, dear reader, is his never-ending, always-hilarious war against Floyd “Money” Mayweather.

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Now, 50 Cent and Mayweather used to be tight. Like, hang-out-in-matching-bling tight. But somewhere along the way, bromance turned into a blood feud, and since then, it’s been nothing but memes, jabs, and shade so...