Ah, Hollywood, where hearts race faster than the pace of a director shouting ‘action’, and relationships flare up just as quickly as the next blockbuster hits the box office. Now, Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas’ alleged romance is making its rounds. A helicopter ride, a stroll through a London park, and the Valentine’s Day rendezvous seem innocent enough, but is there more to it? Well, Ben Affleck, our very own heartthrob, is reportedly in this mess of exes and who’s-dating-who.

Can Affleck, who’s known for his on-again, off-again love life, really let his ex, Ana de Armas, be happy with none other than his buddy, Tom Cruise? Apparently not. His friends think he’s just a touch envious of the situation. Who wouldn’t be, though? Now, a fresh twist emerges: his pals have a suggestion: why not go after Cruise’s ex-wife, Katie Holmes?

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