The 20 Best Weekend Updates Jokes of ‘SNL’s 50th Season From Colin Jost’s Punchable Face
Colin Jost landed a barrage of comedy haymakers this season on Saturday Night Live’s most consistently funny segment: Weekend Update. Here are 20 of Season 50’s best punchlines, courtesy of SNL’s charmingly smug anchorman.
1
“Melania Trump gave a rare TV interview this week in which she blamed Democrats for creating conditions that led to Trump’s assassination attempts, which is ridiculous. When Democrats want to take out a presidential candidate, they get the job done.”
2
“Well, guys, the election is exactly 30 days away. Just think, in only 30 days, this whole nightmare will be nowhere close to over.”
3
“Donald Trump held a rally today at the site of the Coachella Music Festival, because just like Trump, Coachella brings out the worst in white people.”
4
“At a rally in a Pennsylvania high school, Elon Musk promoted the debunked theory that Dominion Voting Systems rigged the 2020 election, saying, quote, ‘The last thing...
1
“Melania Trump gave a rare TV interview this week in which she blamed Democrats for creating conditions that led to Trump’s assassination attempts, which is ridiculous. When Democrats want to take out a presidential candidate, they get the job done.”
2
“Well, guys, the election is exactly 30 days away. Just think, in only 30 days, this whole nightmare will be nowhere close to over.”
3
“Donald Trump held a rally today at the site of the Coachella Music Festival, because just like Trump, Coachella brings out the worst in white people.”
4
“At a rally in a Pennsylvania high school, Elon Musk promoted the debunked theory that Dominion Voting Systems rigged the 2020 election, saying, quote, ‘The last thing...
- 5/19/2025
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