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Chicken's First Kiss / Squirt the Daisies Chicken's First Kiss: After the girls beat the boys in a game of "Girls Chase Boys", Chicken is tormented by the claim that he's in love with a girl named Winy. This leads to Chicken having an anxiety attack over suffering from her "cooties." Squirt the Daisies: While getting money to play on the arcade machines, Chicken is brought in by The Red Guy to play on a Virtual Reality machine. Games include "Kick the Can," "Duck, Duck, Goose" and Cow's favorite game, "Squirt the Daisies." However, just because these look like preschool games, doesn't mean that they don't have an extreme twist.

Crash Dive / Happy Meat Crash Dive: Chicken floats down stream in his new home-made submarine. However, knowing of a nearby waterfall, Cow attempts to save him. Happy Meat: Sick and tired of the ketchup-based meals being served at school by Mrs. Barederriere (The Red Guy), Cow and Chicken follow in their grandparents' footsteps and make a food stall that serves meat.

Cow and Chicken are feeling down, and visit their next door neighbor, who happens to be a famous blues musician. Through song, he tells them a wild tale. / Weasel attempts to stop I.R. and the Red Guy from selling wild fire and fire extinguishers respectively door-to-door. / Teacher, Flem and Earl sing a ballad, which involves Cow and Chicken being pursued by the Red Guy.

Chicken and Flem help their regular bully, Butch, after he is outshone by a meaner, stronger bully. / Cow and Chicken find a time machine and decide to travel in time. Things go wrong when the Red Guy shows up in an attempt to change the course of history for the worse.

A game of "Catch" results in Cow and her cousin, Boneless Chicken getting stuck on the roof of their house. The Red Guy wants to find out who is Supercow so he opens a dry cleaners to find Supercow's real identity.

Tongue Sandwich / Dream Date Chicken Tongue Sandwich: A talkative Cow ends up with her tongue escaping after a sneeze. The tongue causes all sorts of mayhem which ends up with the law on his tail. Dream Date Chicken: After being grounded for throwing a tantrum and back-talking his father, Chicken runs away from home to live the "bachelor lifestyle" of his cousin, Boneless Chicken.

While on a field trip to a local prison (where the Red Guy is the Warden), Chicken ends up switching places with one of the convicts/Chicken reluctantly accepts a dare set by Flem and Earl to see what the girls' bathroom at school is like.

Cow wins an essay contest and goes into outer space while Chicken wins runner-up and works in marketing; on a camping trip, Flem's dad tells the legend of Sailcat.

Confused / The Molting Fairy Confused: After making a small mess, Cow and Chicken are sent to a military school, then are sent to sensitivity training. The Molting Fairy: Chicken wakes up one morning to find that he's molting. He soon uses this to his advantage when he learns that he can get paid for all the feathers he loses.

Orthodontic Police / The Cow with Four Eyes Orthodontic Police: Cow and Chicken are given inhumane braces by an Orthodontic Police Officer (The Red Guy). However, they soon learn that they're not the only ones. The Cow with Four Eyes: Cow has become the most popular student in school thanks to her new glasses. Jealous of this, Chicken decides to get some as well, leading up to an attempt to destroy a new school dungeon (which was actually a new swimming pool).

Supermodel Cow/Part Time Job Supermodel Cow: Cow has her big break when she becomes a supermodel. However, she soon learns that fame doesn't last long. Part Time Job: Cow gets a part time job at a milk farm in order for her to get a Crabs the Warthog doll. However, when Chicken tries to apply for a part time job, he soon ends up in danger.

After being sold an invisibility potion by the Red Guy, Cow really believes she is invisible, despite not drinking it. She goes on to cause trouble, which she somehow gets away with. / Weasel and I.R. run one of the best hair salons around. However, the hair police (the Red Guy) soon has a look into this in an attempt to shut them down. / Cow befriends a scary looking monster that lives in her bedroom closet.

The Karate Chick: Chicken takes up karate lessons in order to get back at a school bully. Yard Sale: A simple yard sale leads to Cow and Chicken attempting to win back their lawn, which The Red Guy purchased.

Cow and Chicken's cousin, Snail Boy, is coming to their school. He has proven to humiliate them in some ways, such as becoming a model for figure drawing. / Weasel and I.R. test out a new form of transport that's half motorcycle, half bikini, with dramatic (and disastrous) results. / Cow, Chicken, Flem and Earl are all competing in a game show called "You Ben Panced?" hosted by Benjamin Panced (the Red Guy). The challenges are virtually impossible to complete in such a short period of time, resulting in the losers spinning the penalty wheel.

Buffalo Gals / Cow and Chicken Reclining Buffalo Gals: Cow and Chicken's house is invaded by a gang of female bikers. (Note: This episode has been banned and replaced with the Orthodontic Police episode) Cow and Chicken Reclining: While trying out Dad's lethal chair, both Cow and Chicken end up trapped inside.

Cow writes a play entitled "The Ugliest Weenie", which Chicken finds to be stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. Chicken's role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem. / "The Ugliest Weenie" is acted out in full, this time with the leading roles filled in by Cow and Chicken. By the end of the act, the stage catches on fire from a freak accident.

Bad Chicken / Stay Awake Bad Chicken: After Cow and Chicken tamper with the school photocopier, The Copy Fairy (the Red Guy) makes an evil version of Chicken through one of his copies. Stay Awake: Chicken ends up being hyperactive and having insomnia after consuming some caffeinated cereal. Can Cow find a cure that can get him to sleep?

Boneless Kite: Cow, Chicken and their cousin (Boneless Chicken), Boneless Chicken travel to the Lava Park, where they learn how to fly a kite. Unfortunately, when Baron Von Non-Leiderhosen (The Red Guy) loses his kite, he uses Boneless as one for a Tug O' War contest. Which Came First? Chicken wakes up one morning and finds an egg underneath him (placed there by The Red Guy). This leads to him dressing up as a girl, as well as going out on a date with Flem and Earl.

Child Star / Perpetual Energy Child Star: Cow takes the starring role in Ivan Panced's (The Red Guy's) new movie, "Pretty Little Girl". (Note: Chicken does not appear in this episode). Perpetual Energy: Cow and Chicken unwittingly create perpetual energy through spilling a junior chemistry set. This leads Rear Admiral Floyd (The Red Guy) to a get-rich scheme.

Cow Instincts, Don't It? / Ballerina Cow Cow Instincts, Don't It? Cow believes that she has some form of herding instinct, which leads her to following a postman, ducks, fish and even soldiers! Ballerina Cow: Cow has started taking up ballet, but due to her weight, she brings the house down (literally)! Fortunately, she finds someone to help her find fame, in the form of home-wrecker, Mr. Slacks off (The Red Guy).

Dirty Laundry / Grizzly Beaver Safari Dirty Laundry: Cow and Chicken are called to do their bit for the school's news show. However, the rear-viewer (The Red Guy) has started filling it with lies and gossip. Grizzly Beaver Safari: Cow and Chicken are in Africa where they encounter wild animals such as the Grizzly Beaver (surely a difficult challenge, even for Super cow).

Cow adopts an anaconda, who proceeds to swallow the entire family. / Chicken discovers a mysterious puddle that brings people in through laughter.

Free Inside / Journey to the Center of Cow Free Inside: Chicken receives a credit card inside his cereal, however, he and Cow are both stalked by The Red Guy over the fee they have to pay after purchasing some gum. Journey to the Center of Cow: While trying out the Pork Butt catapult, Chicken ends up being consumed by his little sister Cow. Can Dr. Bottoms (The Red Guy) save him? (Note: Journey to the Center of Cow is a parody of Fantastic Voyage)

Lawnmower Chicken: Chicken tries to earn extra money by mowing the lawn of Mr. Devlin (The Red Guy). Cow Loves Piles: Cow is with her family at the fair, where she takes her new doll, Piles the Beaver with her. But when she loses Piles, Cow must chase after and recover him.

Meet Lance Sackless: Cow and Chicken attempt to get their home video sent to a big TV show in Canada, hosted by Lance Sack-less (The Red Guy). (Note: In "Meet Lance Sack-less", Canada's Funniest Home Vidiots! is a Parody of America's Funniest Home Videos) Who's Afraid of the Dark? Mom and Dad are worried about their children when they say they're not scared of the dark. So, they hire a scared Dr. Laxslax (The Red Guy) to solve the problem.