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Shavin books a room for the Wu-Tang Clan; Hadassah applies for a nanny job; Rob helps a friend in need; Elmer finds a surprise in his dinner.

Spoonie orders flowers; Gene Winterbuck calls a library; Hadassah catches crabs; Elmer's house gets peed on.

Cammie calls a strip club; Spoonie sends flowers; Denis has a bad pet; Special Ed's got mail.

Gladys finds a turd in her car; Elmer needs an apartment; A turd in Gladys' car; Batman's Nemesis needs information; Special Ed books a trip; Birchum wants a job.

Spoonie calls the country club for tee time; Niles needs healthcare; Elmer needs hearing aids.

Bobby looks for a job; Cammie receives tech support; Birchum searches for his lost leg; Danny gets sick.

Niles orders custom invitations; Selectman Tony Deloge reaches out to voters; Helen needs help with her parrot; Bobby tries to help kids.

Hadassah calls with a survey; Spoonie pitches greeting cards; Sal Macauley plays The Phone Zone; Bobby suffers a loss; Ween performs.

Spoonie places a personal ad; Helen calls a grocery store; OCD Ken looks for love; and Terrence calls Subway for his boss.

Karl Malone looks for Beanie Babies; Danny calls a caterer; Elmer complains to the cable company; Hadassah calls from the Dept. of Waste.

Elmer calls about anal beads; Special Ed calls a record store looking for a certain song.

Spoonie Luv calls for driving lessons; Niles Standish wants a balloon ride. Yanker voices: Tony Barbieri, Fred Armisen, Susie Essman, Jim Florentine, Katie Kimmel, Kevin Kimmel, and Sarah Silverman.

Gladys calls for a conjugal visit; Ken gets stuck in a restroom.

Hadassah tests her boyfriend's sperm; Jeff needs a job.

Hadassah tests her boyfriend's sperm; Jeff needs a job.

Cammie calls about her haunted breast implants; Tony Deloge tries to get a free meal.

Elmer calls about gay porn on his computer; Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners.

Cammie inquires about hourly car rentals; Dick Birchum needs some kids to work around the house.

Gladys gets intimate with slime; Elmer needs the lotto numbers.

Bob Odenkirk tries to overcome a speech impediment; Samir wants to throw a party.

Spoonie Luv looks into karate lessons; Gladys complains about a video store mix-up. Yanker voices: Wanda Sykes, Tony Barbieri, Jim Florentine, Jimmy Kimmel, and Robert Schimmel.

Elmer calls a brothel looking for a woman he met 30 years ago; Marion inquires about plastic surgery for her 11-year-old daughter.

Bobby and Billy Fletcher call to make a reservation at a restaurant; Hadassah receives a sexually-suggestive toy from her mother.

Cammie wants to teach kids about the birds and the bees; Gladys has questions about her teenage son's breast-milk habits.

Homeless, retired R&B singer Stompie looks for love; Hadassah becomes a telemarketer.