Stan Laurel credited as playing...
Stan
- Ice Cream Attendant: What can I do for you?
- Oliver: We'd like a quart of your best ice cream, please.
- Ice Cream Attendant: Yes, sir. What flavor?
- Oliver: What flavors have you?
- Ice Cream Attendant: Strawberry, Pineapple, and Vanilla.
- Oliver: [to Stanley] What Flavor do you want?
- Stanley: I'll have chocolate.
- Ice Cream Attendant: I'm sorry, but we're out of chocolate.
- Stanley: Have you any mustachio?
- Ice Cream Attendant: No, we're out of mustachio.
- Stanley: You're out of mustachio?
- Ice Cream Attendant: [angry] Yes!
- Stanley: He's out of mustachio.
- Oliver: Mm-Hm.
- Stanley: What other flavors are you out of?
- Ice Cream Attendant: Strawberry... We're out out of Orange, Gooseberry and Chocolate!
- Stanley: Alright, I'll have it without Chocolate!
- Stanley: So then her husband came in and shot the travelling salesman.
- Mrs. Hardy: [angrily] Why you!
- [She attempts to slap Stanley in the face but misses and hits Oliver who has entered the door from behind him]
- Stanley: I must have told the wrong story.