Harry Earles credited as playing...
Hans
- Cleopatra: [yelling at the Freaks, who just had a "We Accept Her" party for Cleo] Get out of here! Make me one of you, will you?
- Cleopatra: [to Hans] Well, what are you going to do? What are you, a man or a baby?
- Hans: [humiliated by the way she treated his Freak friends] Please, please. You make me ashamed.
- Cleopatra: [mocks him] Ashamed? You?
- Cleopatra: [sarcastically] Ooh! Holy jumping Christmas!
- Cleopatra: [faking that she has a pain in her left shoulder] Oh! Oww!
- Hans: [concerned, immediately goes to her] What's the matter, Cleo? What's the matter?
- Cleopatra: Oh, I think I strained my shoulder last night. Give it a rub, will you?
- Cleopatra: [pulls the left side of her blouse way down, exposing part of her back, her underarm, and part of her bosom] Farther.
- Cleopatra: [tries hard not to laugh; Hercules and the 2 Circus Workers can't keep from laughing] Farther down, down. Over, over.
- Cleopatra: [pretending she is getting turned on, by Hans enthusiastically massaging her] Oh, it's so good to be rubbed.
- Circus Worker: [and Another Circus Worker, holding out poker cards to Cleopatra, facetiously] Our cards, lady!
- Cleopatra: What for?
- Circus Worker: [and Another Circus Worker] A couple of rubbers from Berlin.
- [they all laugh]
- Hans: [very angry, in German] Ihr können nicht über meine Frau so sprechen! Ihr gehören auf die Strassen! Ihr niedrigen, dreckigen Schweinen!
- [You can't talk about my woman like that! You belong on the streets! You low-down, dirty pigs!]
- Hercules: [and the 2 Circus Workers, laughing hysterically] Ha, ha, ha!
- Frieda: [Frieda visits Hans at his trailer, to talk about Cleopatra] Now that I'm here, I don't know how to say it, how to make you understand. If you knew how I feel, Hans, to come to you about her.
- Hans: Oh, Frieda, I'm so sorry. I don't want to hurt you, but ich kann es nicht helfen.
- [but I can not help it]
- Frieda: If you could be happy, Hans, I would not care.
- Hans: But I am happy, Frieda. Never in my life was I so happy.
- Frieda: No, Hans. You think it only. For you, she cannot bring happiness... To me, you're a man. But to her, you're only something to laugh at.