Swiss Miss (1938)
Stan Laurel: Stan Laurel
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Quotes
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Cheese Factory Propietor : Now I've an idea.
Stan , Oliver : You've an idea?
Cheese Factory Propietor : I'll buy the whole business for five thousand cool.
Oliver : Why for you're being so generous, we'll throw in our mule.
Stan : You can't do that, Ollie, don't be such a fool.
Oliver : It's my idea!
Cheese Factory Propietor : It's a splendid idea.
Oliver : It's just an idea of my own.
Cheese Factory Propietor , Stan , Oliver : It's just an idea. A splendid idea. It's just an idea of my own.
[Stan harmonizes in a baritone voice]
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Oliver : Well, this is your idea. Coming all the way from America to Switzerland to sell mousetraps. Whatever gave you that idea?
Stan : Well, I thought there'd be more mice here than anywhere.
Oliver : And just why should there be more mice here than anyplace else in the world?
Stan : Well, don't they make more cheese here?
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Oliver : Waiter?
Waiter : Yes, sir.
Oliver : Bring me a large slice of apple pie - and a demitasse.
Waiter : Yes, sir! And you, sir?
Stan : I'll have - what's that?
Waiter : What would you have sir?
Stan : I think I'll try some of that demitasse.
Waiter : Yes, sir.
Stan : And, eh, bring me a cup of coffee too.
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Stan : You know what you ought to do? If you play your cards right, you've got her right in the palm of your hand.
Oliver : Tell me some more, Stanley.
Stan : There's nothing to tell. All you got to do is go and let her know.
Oliver : But, you don't understand. This is my first love affair - and I don't know how.
Stan : Say, why don't you do like the gay caviars used to do in the olden days.
Oliver : The what?
Stan : The caviars!
Oliver : Caviars? What did they do?
Stan : Well, when they were in love, they used to go by the light of the moon, and they used to serenade their lady fair.
Oliver : But suppose she's in love with someone else?
Stan : Faint heart, ne'er won, fair lady.
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Oliver : If you love me, Like I love you, I'd love you better, Than Irish stew. Boo-boo-be-doo!
Anna Albert : Oh, your poetry's so very touching.
Oliver : Thank you.
Stan : Yeah, I wrote that, didn't I.
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Oliver : I wonder if you'd give me a - chance to take you to the Alpine Fest tomorrow?
Anna Albert : The Alpine Fest?
Stan : Yeah, it's gonna be a big holiday, isn't it?
Oliver : Yeah! All the countryside gathers here for merrymaking. They'll be gypsy fortune telling, dancing and song.
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Stan : How could she be your wife when she's in love with him?
[points to Ollie]