Frankie Darro credited as playing...
Lampwick
- Lampwick: [picks up Jiminy] Hey, who's the beetle?
- Jiminy Cricket: Let go! Put me down!
- Pinocchio: He's my conscience. He tells me what's right and wrong.
- Lampwick: What? You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopper?
- Jiminy Cricket: Grasshopper? Look here, you - you impudent young pup! It wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your grasshop - er, your conscience, if you have one!
- Lampwick: Huh! To hear that beetle talk you'd think somethin' was gonna happen to us.
- [Donkey ears pop out of Lampwick's head; Pinocchio's eyes widen]
- Lampwick: Conscience! Aw, phooey!
- [a tail pops out of the seat of Lampwick's pants; Pinocchio puts down the cigar he has been smoking]
- Lampwick: Wheres he get that stuff? "How do you ever expect to be a real boy?" What's he think I look like?
- [Now his head is that of a donkey]
- Lampwick: A jackass?
- Pinocchio: You sure do! Ha-ha, Hee-haw!
- Lampwick: [as Pinocchio covers his mouth shocked] Hey, you laugh like a donkey. Ha-ha Hee-haw!
- [gasps]
- Lampwick: Did that come outta me?
- [Pinocchio nods; Lampwick starts feeling his face and notices the changes]
- Lampwick: Oh!
- [He raises his arms a little higher and notices his ears]
- Lampwick: Huh? What the...
- [noticing his tail]
- Lampwick: What's going on?
- [He looks in the mirror and sees that he is turning into a donkey and screams in terror]
- Lampwick: I've been double-crossed! Help! Help! Somebody, help! I've been framed! Help!
- [Gets down on his knees and begs Pinocchio for help]
- Lampwick: Please, you gotta help me. Oh, be a pal. Call that beetle. Call anybody.
- [Lampwick's hands turn into hooves]
- Lampwick: Mama? Maaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaa!
- [falls on all fours and brays wildly and uncontrolably and wrecks the place to leave]
- Lampwick: [as he continues to play pool] The way you hear that beetle talking you'd think something was gonna happen?
- [Donkey ears come out of the sides of Lampwick's head. Pinocchio sets his beer glass down and pushes it aside]
- Lampwick: Awe phooey! How do you ever expect to be a real boy?
- [a donkey tail comes out of Lampwick's rear end]
- Lampwick: What do I look like anyway?
- [Lampwick's head turns into a donkey's head. Pinocchio throws the cigar away]
- Lampwick: A jackass?
- Pinocchio: You sure do!
- [Pinocchio laughs until he brays like a donkey and he covers his mouth]
- Lampwick: Hey you sound like a donkey.
- [Lampwick laughs until he brays like a donkey]
- Lampwick: Did that come out of me?
- [Pinocchio shakes his head yes. Lampwick feels the sides of his head before he notices that he's turning into a donkey]
- Lampwick: What the? What's going on?
- [Lampwick looks at himself in the mirror in horror and she screams]
- Lampwick: HELP! HELP I've been double crossed! Help! Be a pal. Call that beetle! Call Anyone!
- [Lampwick's hands turn into donkey hooves]
- Lampwick: MAMA? MAMA? MAMA?
- [Lampwick is completely transformed into a donkey. He brays and bucks wildly and breaks the mirror!]
- Pinocchio: [Donkey ears come out of the sides of Pinocchio's head] OH! WHAT'S HAPPENING!
- Pinocchio: Jiminy, what should I do?
- Jiminy Cricket: [a donkey tail grows out of his rear end] Pinocchio? The boys they're donkeys! Oh You Too? Let's go before you get any worse.
- [Pinocchio and Jiminy run to the edge of a cliff]
- Jiminy Cricket: You have to jump.
- [They jump into the water]
- Lampwick: [as he continues to play pool] The way you hear that beetle talking you'd think something was gonna happen?
- [Donkey ears come out of the sides of Lampwick's head. Pinocchio sets his beer glass down and pushes it aside]
- Lampwick: Awe phooey! How do you ever expect to be a real boy?
- [a donkey tail comes out of Lampwick's rear end]
- Lampwick: What do I look like anyway?
- [Lampwick's head turns into a donkey's head. Pinocchio throws the cigar away]
- Lampwick: A jackass?
- Pinocchio: You sure do!
- [Pinocchio laughs until he brays like a donkey and he covers his mouth]
- Lampwick: Hey, you sound like a donkey.
- [Lampwick laughs until he brays like a donkey]
- Lampwick: Did that come out of me?
- [Pinocchio shakes his head yes. Lampwick feels the sides of his head before he notices that he's turning into a donkey]
- Lampwick: What the? What's going on?
- [Lampwick looks at himself in the mirror in horror and he screams]
- Lampwick: HELP! HELP I've been double-crossed! Help! Be a pal. Call that beetle! CALL ANYONE!
- [Lampwick's hands turn into donkey hooves]
- Lampwick: MAMA? MAMA? MAMA?
- [Lampwick is completely transformed into a donkey. He brays and bucks wildly and breaks the mirror!]
- Pinocchio: [Donkey ears come out of the sides of Pinocchio's head] OH! WHAT'S HAPPENING!
- Jiminy Cricket: PINOCCHIO? THE BOYS THEY'RE DONKE YS! OH YOU TOO! COME ON! BEFORE YOU GET ANY WORSE! LET'S GO BEFORE THEY SEE US. YOU HAVE TO JUMP!
- [Jiminy and Pinocchio jump in the water]
- Lampwick: [as he continues to play pool] The way you hear that beetle talking you'd think something was gonna happen?
- [Donkey ears come out of the sides of Lampwick's head. Pinocchio sets his beer glass down and pushes it aside]
- Lampwick: Awe phooey! How do you ever expect to be a real boy?
- [a donkey tail comes out of Lampwick's rear end]
- Lampwick: What do I look like anyway?
- [Lampwick's head turns into a donkey's head. Pinocchio throws the cigar away]
- Lampwick: A jackass?
- Pinocchio: You sure do!
- [Pinocchio laughs until he brays like a donkey and he covers his mouth]
- Lampwick: Hey, you sound like a donkey.
- [Lampwick laughs until he brays like a donkey]
- Lampwick: Did that come out of me?
- [Pinocchio shakes his head yes. Lampwick feels the sides of his head before he notices that he's turning into a donkey]
- Lampwick: What the? What's going on?
- [Lampwick looks at himself in the mirror in horror and he screams]
- Lampwick: HELP! HELP I've been double-crossed! Help! Be a pal. Call that beetle! CALL ANYONE!
- [Lampwick's hands turn into donkey hooves]
- Lampwick: MAMA? MAMA? MAMA?
- [Lampwick is completely transformed into a donkey. He brays and bucks wildly and breaks the mirror!]
- Pinocchio: [Donkey ears come out of the sides of Pinocchio's head] OH! WHAT'S HAPPENING!
- Jiminy Cricket: Pinocchio? The boys they're donkeys! Oh you too! Come on! Before you get any worse! Let's go before they see us. You have to jump!
- [Jiminy and Pinocchio jump in the water]