George 'Gabby' Hayes credited as playing...
Gabby Whitaker
- Charlie Majors: Have you seen Bill Hickok?
- 'Gabby' Whitaker: No, and what's more you ain't gonna see him nuther. They've absconded, eloped, departed, and left for parts unknown.
- 'Gabby' Whitaker: This here be the first high-class entertainment seen in these parts since them actor folks put on Shakespeare's omelet.
- Wild Bill Hickok: Louise, this is Calamity Jane or Miss Canary in polite society.
- Miss Calamity Jane Canary: Well, I never get in it, so just call me Calamity. Howdy.
- Louise Mason: How do you do.
- Wild Bill Hickok: An' this is Gabby Witacker.
- 'Gabby' Whitaker: [Gesturing to Calamity] I'm her uncle.
- Miss Calamity Jane Canary: Don't a have the derndest luck?
- 'Gabby' Whitaker: Meanin' Me?
- Miss Calamity Jane Canary: No, that pony's gone lame. We've gotta go see about it.
- 'Gabby' Whitaker: We ain't got no lame pony.
- Miss Calamity Jane Canary: Well then come on out and help me trip one.
- [while Bill and Louise are in the cabin, Calamity is peeking through a window while standing on Gabby's back]
- 'Gabby' Whitaker: It ain't proper to be spyin' on a couple a courtin'. What's he doin' now?
- Miss Calamity Jane Canary: Uncle Gabby, He's a puttin' his arm around her.
- 'Gabby' Whitaker: He ain't!
- Miss Calamity Jane Canary: He is!
- [Calamity looks in the window]
- Miss Calamity Jane Canary: Now he's kissin' her!
- 'Gabby' Whitaker: He is!
- [Gabby stands up to look through the window and leaves Calamity sitting in the dust with a harness collar on her]