Edward Ashley credited as playing...
Arnold Stafford
- Arnold Stafford: I'm not late, am I?
- Diana Kendrick: You're never late, Arnold. It's your only virtue.
- Arnold Stafford: Oh, not at all. I also never do card tricks.
- Arnold Stafford: Can we give you a lift somewhere?
- Barton Kendrick: No thanks, old man - you go along. Mustn't keep my wife waiting, you know.
- Arnold Stafford: I never do.
- Arnold Stafford: You know, your husband's much too broadminded.
- Diana Kendrick: I should think you'd be the last one to complain about that.
- Arnold Stafford: Husbands ought to be jealous! It's the traditional thing.
- Diana Kendrick: Barton and I don't believe in tradition. Ours is a modern marriage.
- Arnold Stafford: You poor dear.
- Diana Kendrick: I like my marriage. It's just the way I want it.
- Arnold Stafford: You lie, thank goodness.
- Diana Kendrick: I do not. Barton and I have a *perfect* understanding.
- Arnold Stafford: Uh-huh.
- Diana Kendrick: What do you mean uh-huh?
- Arnold Stafford: I mean, uh huh, whenever I hear a wife boasting about how modern her marriage is, I say, to myself, that is, "Uh-huh, her husband's straying off the reservation."