Mel Blanc credited as playing...
Bugs Bunny • Giant • Narrator
- Bugs Bunny: So long, jerky! Send me a postcard from Albuquerque! You know, I'm so smart sometimes it almost frightens me.
- Bugs Bunny: [On top of the giant's head; the giant puts on his hat] What is this, a blackout? I didn't hear no sireen.
- Giant: [the giant grabs Bugs and starts squeezing him in his hand] Duh, now I got ya and I'm gonna crush ya with my bare hands.
- Bugs Bunny: [from inside the giant's hand] My what an interesting palm you got Doc!
- Giant: Duh, I have?
- [opens his hand]
- Bugs Bunny: [lets out a wolf whistle] And look at that heart line, I'll bet you're a regular Don Ju-an with the ladies!
- Giant: [shyly] Duh, no I'm not, cuz I'm a... I'm a... I'm a uh, bashful
- Bugs Bunny: Yeah, are you kidding? Well come here, come here, come here, let me give you a few pointers
- [whispers into the giant's ear until he notices his eardrum which is an actual drum]
- Bugs Bunny: Huh, eardrum?
- [climbs inside the giant's ear and plays it causing his head to vibrate]
- Bugs Bunny: [Nervously] Eh, what's up doc?
- Giant: Duh, caught ya choppin' up my victory garden, huh?, Well don't try nuttin' funny cuz I got ya covered!
- [Pulls out a gun]
- Bugs Bunny: [to the Giant] Hey come here Gulliver!, I want to tell you something, come here!
- [Giant leans over towards him]
- Giant: [Bugs takes off his glove and slaps him with it] Duh, duh now why did you wanna go and do that for huh?
- Bugs Bunny: You want to fight fair don't you? That means that I challenge you to a duel!
- Giant: Duh, duel? uh, oh yeah!, okay!
- Bugs Bunny: [Bugs, on top of the giant's head seeing a non-black hair, himself a gray hare] Oh, a gray hair.