Moe Howard credited as playing...
- Moe: [Black Louie is using Larry as a human target for knife-throwing] Be careful you don't hit Larry.
- Curly: Where is he?
- Moe: Over there.
- Curly: I don't see him.
- Moe: Take off the glasses.
- [Curly takes his glasses off]
- Moe: Over there by the wall.
- Curly: What wall?
- Moe: The maha-...
- Curly: Aha! Razbanyi siati benefuchi
- Moe: The maha-...
- Curly: Aha! Lazpanya se chekini fuchi...
- Moe: Siddown!
- Curly: Oh, shaddap! I don't have to!
- Moe: Razbanyi siati benefuchi timiniharogi. That, how do you call it, that froghead, he askee taskaskee, whatifichorsa inginzoben. Gotet something else kiddo?
- Curly: Razbanyai siati benefuchi timinharongi. Paradeecke mahiha. I'd want to see that.
- Moe: Sit down, you flatbush flathead!
- Moe: Maha, Razbanyi siati benefuchi timiniharongi a bay meadows. That iron head askee taskee whatificharsaia kemdal ayendalay. You got some slick chicks?
- Curly: Aha. Oh a wolf. Razbanyi siati benefuchi timiniharongi paraleechemahiha. I'd like to see some babes myself.
- Curly: Hittin' a guy with glasses,huh?
- Moe: The raja says that in his domain on the islands of Coney & Long there are some fair chickadees who prowl through the meadows day & night.
- Moe: If you give us till sunup, we shall bring some back by sundown.
- Governor: Excellent, Excellent!
- Governor: On your way with winged feet.
- Curly: Aha, Yataminich, where are you?
- Governor: You shall die! I'll throw you to the togers!
- Moe: Give us a chance!
- Larry: Be a sport too!
- Governor: You want a chance?
- Larry: Yeah!
- Governor: Very well, you may choose the manner in which you will die.
- Larry: Uh, that's easy! Old age!
- [they all laugh]
- Governor: [sentencing Moe, Larry, and Curly to death] You have your choice: you may have your heads chopped off or you may be burned at the stake.
- Curly: We'll take burning at the stake!
- Governor: Very well. We'll toast them Monday at sundown.
- Moe: What did you pick burning at the stake for?
- Curly: Because a hot steak is better than a cold chop.
- Curly: [points at each of the closet's walls] Eeny, meeny, miney, 'Moe'. See? You can't go wrong with 'Moe'!
- Moe: [laughs] Thanks!
- Curly: [Moe slaps Curly] Ohh!
- Moe: Get busy here!
- Larry: All right.
