James Whitmore credited as playing...
- Slug: To flee or not to flee, that is the question.
- Lippy: Yeah. We wouldst thou thinkst of leaving thou.
- Slug: Yeah. Going away is such sweet sorrow.
- Bianca: [after Fred Graham kisses her to shut her up] I was just saying "Thank you"!
- Slug: How do you suppose she says "You're welcome"?
- Lippy: Once a man signs an IOU, everything goes black.
- Slug: Yeah, the doctors call it magnesia.
- Lippy: We cure it.
- Lippy: I don't like my face.
- Slug: Neither do I.
- Slug: Heartiest felicitations. I made that up myself.
- Petruchio: I see puzzlement upon thy good faces. Who are these two angelic sprites who bear my lady's train? They are distant relatives from Pisa.
- Slug: [to Lippy] What's a sprite?
- Lippy: Some kind of fairy.
- Slug: He's depressed. His doll took a powder.
- Lippy: It's a dirty shame.
- Slug: Yeah.
- Lippy: She's got breedin'. And culture.
- Slug: She was a real classy broad.
- Lippy: Well, cheer up. You still got your hair.
- Lippy, Slug: [singing] Brush up your Shakespeare, Start quoting him now, Brush up your Shakespeare, And the women you will wow...
