The Runaway Bus (1954)
Frankie Howerd: Percy Lamb
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Quotes
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Lee Nicholls : Your destination, Miss Beeston?
Miss Cynthia Beeston : Dublin. Where else should I be going?
Percy Lamb : Ho, ho, I'd love to tell her.
Lee Nicholls : Shhh.
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Peter Jones : You bring up the rear.
Percy Lamb : I'll be bringing up something in a minute.
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Lee Nicholls : What, no beer?
Percy Lamb : Well, if there is, it's too weak to crawl out.
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Janie Grey : Suppose I fall through the floor?
Percy Lamb : Would you!
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Percy Lamb : [when he finds the bus in the fog] I hope you're turned the right way. If we have to turn around in this.
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Percy Lamb : Don't be afraid - I'm right behind you.
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Percy Lamb : Oh, no! This place has got more outside than inside?
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Percy Lamb : Stone the crows!
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Percy Lamb : Now, look, for a start, I usually drive for BEA. All I know is this, I walk in the lounge, you grab me and before I know where I am, I'm in for BOAC, not BEA. OK? Now, sort that lot out.
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Percy Lamb : I'm in the Security Office. I came in through the window.
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Janie Grey : There was a French novella once where two lots of police shot each other up.
Percy Lamb : Do you want to get shot up?
Janie Grey : No.
Percy Lamb : Well, shut up!
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Percy Lamb : Why do they make these windows for midgets?
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Percy Lamb : This would have to happen now, just when I wanted a day off. My grandmother, poor old soul.
Duty Officer : Is she dead?
Percy Lamb : No, she's home on leave.
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Percy Lamb : I'm going mad. I know I'm going mad!