Rudy Vallee credited as playing...
Rudy Vallee
- David Action: Okay, one thing, Rudy, you've got to behave yourself.
- Rudy Vallee: Seldom in one lifetime does a man get a chance to relive his greatest performance.
- David Action: Yeah, well you're not gonna play Casanova with these kids.
- Rudy Vallee: I give you my word of honor.
- Charlie Biddle: Just take his word.
- Charlie Biddle: The Jones sisters are arriving this afternoon.
- Rudy Vallee: Oh, good heavens, that'd be a tragedy. Why, they'll be old and fat.
- David Action: Bonnie and Connie, the daughters.
- Rudy Vallee: But they're babies!
- Charlie Biddle: Yeah.
- David Action: Some babies.
- Charlie Biddle: 36-22-34.
- Rudy Vallee: Mais non?
- Charlie Biddle: Mais yes!
- Rudy Vallee: The Jones sisters! They created revolution in France. It was colossal. It was sensational! And they had no talent whatsoever.
- Rudy Vallee: I was deeply in love with Mitzi and we were engaged until she caught me make love to Mimi. And I was engaged to Mimi. We were engaged until she caught me make love to Muriel.
- Rudy Vallee: This is a miracle. I'll be their patron, they'll be my proteges. I'll be a sort of aunt or mother to them.
- Rudy Vallee: Your aunt and mother would be disgraced to see you walking down the Champs-Élysées looking like a pair of refugees from American Express.
- Connie Jones: We know they were in show business, but...
- Bonnie Jones: But we didn't know they were *that* good. Gee, they must have been talented!
- Rudy Vallee: Talented? All they could do was hold feathers in the right places and sometimes they - didn't do that very well.
- Bonnie Jones: But that's impossible. Mom's very strict!
- Connie Jones: And Aunt Mitzi thinks whatever young girls should know is *very* little.
- Rudy Vallee: Oh, they were wonderful. Scandalous!
- Rudy Vallee: They can't wear an evening dress for an afternoon cocktail party. Haven't you anything for the afternoon?
- Bonnie Jones: But, we work nights.
- Rudy Vallee: They walked like no one else. If you had put a ripe grape between their knees, it would not have had its tender little skin bruised.
- Rudy Vallee: [singing] I wanna be loved by you, just you, And nobody else but you
- Mimi Jones, Mitzi Jones: I wanna be loved by you, alone, Boop-boop-a-doop!
- M. Ballard: I do not understand. What is wrong with it?
- Rudy Vallee: They say the costumes are immodest.
- M. Ballard: Immodest? What has modesty got to do with the Casino?
- Connie Jones: They're quite delightful, but a little drafty.
- Rudy Vallee: You have nothing to hide.
- Bonnie Jones: Only our reputations.
- Connie Jones: And a small appendicitis scar.
- M. Ballard: You will not wear them?
- Bonnie Jones: Not even in front of my husband, if I had one.
- David Action: Honey, this is the Casino di Paris!
- Earl of Wickenware: By Jove, the girls are the spitting image of their mother.
- Rudy Vallee: Yes, in deed.
- Earl of Wickenware: Right down to the last mole.
- Earl of Wickenware: By the strangest coincidence, my yacht's in the harbor. We'll have a mad time, Rudy!
- Rudy Vallee: We'll have a ball!
- Bonnie Jones: We're not here for...