Marilyn Monroe credited as playing...
Elsie
- Elsie Marina: [having learned the details of the Regent's "party"] You know, there's a word for what you are and it's not Deputy Head of the Far Eastern Department.
- Elsie Marina: Oh, don't give me that. I'm an American citizen, no one can do anything to me. Besides, who cares about your old Balkan revolutions, anyway? You have them all the time.
- Charles, the Prince Regent: Here am I, having reached the age of 40. And I have never known what it is to love or be loved. It is like the legend of the sleeping princess. Only here, it is the prince who sleeps and awaits the kiss of the beautiful young maiden that will bring him back to life.
- Elsie Marina: You mean you want me to kiss you?
- Charles, the Prince Regent: You are so literal.
- Elsie Marina: [dressing] Say, is it all right over the you-know-what?
- Fanny: [Fanny looking at Elsie's fanny] It's wonderful over the you-know-what.
- Fanny: [Northbrook comes out from behind screen] What do you think?
- Northbrook: Very nice.
- Fanny: Is that all you can say?
- Northbrook: Very nice indeed.
- Northbrook: Aren't you confusing this embassy with a private room at Romano's?
- Elsie Marina: Why not? Except up there it's a longer run from the sofa to the door.
- Charles, the Prince Regent: Do you know what your hair reminds me of? Summer corn kissed by the winds into enchantingly exciting furrows. Your eyes...
- Elsie Marina: Hey! Where's that music coming from?
- Charles, the Prince Regent: Music? One of my servants, a Hungarian, always plays at this hour. He's lamenting his lost love.
- Elsie Marina: Ah, poor boy. Isn't life awful? Go back to my eyes.
- Charles, the Prince Regent: Twin pools of gladness and joy in which any man would be happy to drown himself.
- Elsie Marina: In both of them?
- Charles, the Prince Regent: In either.
- Elsie Marina: Oh, I like that. "Twin pools. " Go on.
- Charles, the Prince Regent: Your chin...
- Elsie Marina: Oh, you skipped my nose because you noticed the bump on the end?
- Charles, the Prince Regent: Oh, no, no, no, no. I left it out because there is nothing to say of perfection.
- Elsie Marina: Oh, that's nice. Back to my chin.
- Charles, the Prince Regent: This is what I think of your chin.
- [kisses her neck]
- Charles, the Prince Regent: My darling. Oh, my darling.
- Elsie Marina: I got a solemn word of warning for you.
- Charles, the Prince Regent: What is that, my beloved?
- Elsie Marina: You know what's going to happen? I'm gonna fall in love with you. Because I always, always do.
- Charles, the Prince Regent: Always?
- Elsie Marina: Both times. So you better watch out. You better watch out.
- Elsie Marina: What's the matter?
- Charles, the Prince Regent: Someone might come in, you know.
- Elsie Marina: Oh, this is Times Square. I found that out last night, but who cares?
- Charles, the Prince Regent: But this is the morning. It's different, you know.
- Elsie Marina: What's different about it? Unless maybe it's you.
- Charles, the Prince Regent: I assure you, my dear, I'm exactly the same person.
- Elsie Marina: You're not acting exactly the same.
- Charles, the Prince Regent: But this is the morning!
- Elsie Marina: You keep saying that. I remember last night the way you kept repeating yourself. Tell me, my darling Grand Duke, is it only very late at night that you're such a lonely person? You feel the need to share your life with a pure young woman? Whose bright faith...
- Charles, the Prince Regent: No, no, please.
- Elsie Marina: Ennobling love...
- Charles, the Prince Regent: There's certain phrases should never be quoted out of context.
- Elsie Marina: I don't know what that means. Oh! Yes, I do. It means it's the morning. Doesn't it? Anyway, to me it's still dream time.
- Northbrook: Personally, I find the decoration is a little vulgar.
- Elsie Marina: Well, all I can say is give me vulgarity!
- Charles, the Prince Regent: Who did you think I meant, if not you?
- Elsie Marina: Well, Maisie Springfield.
- Charles, the Prince Regent: No, no, no. Maisie Springfield, she's quite what I would call 'old hat.'
- Elsie Marina: Oh? And am I what you'd call 'new hat?'
- Charles, the Prince Regent: What is the matter?
- Elsie Marina: That time I burned my witty little tongue.
- Charles, the Prince Regent: It is love that I need! The ennobling love of a pure young woman. Her bright faith in me as I am and as I might yet be. Her... self-sacrifice to my little weaknesses and desires. For love is sacrifice, is it not? Ys. There is the mystic kiss which might bring this sleeping prince to life.
- Elsie Marina: I got you!
- Elsie Marina: What if your party wins? That's the thing about general elections. You never know who's going to win.
- Charles, the Prince Regent: You like--vodka?
- Elsie Marina: I never tried it. I don't think I better.
- Charles, the Prince Regent: Oh, you must! This is *very* special.
- Elsie Marina: You do need more love in your life. I never met anyone who needed it more. So now you've got it, good luck to you!
- King Nicolas: It is unfortunate you heard that. It might prove exceedingly dangerous for you.
- Elsie Marina: Dangerous? Oh, don't give me that. I'm an American citizen. Nobody can do anything to me!
- Fanny: I couldn't sleep a wink so this morning I collected a rescue squad.
- Elsie Marina: Oh, I don't need rescuing. I'm having a lovely time.
- Fanny: Elsie, you're a wicked girl.
- Elsie Marina: No, I'm not. Not yet.
- Elsie Marina: Don't look so anxious. I don't tell tales.
- King Nicolas: Oh, that is good of you. I'm so very grateful.
- Elsie Marina: Still, that doesn't mean that I don't think you're a very naughty boy.