Tuesday Weld credited as playing...
Jody
- Legs Raffertino: A pretty smart cookie, Thinko, huh?
- Jody: Brilliant.
- Boomie: Is he hard to handle? I mean, temperamental?
- Jody: Not if you know the right knobs.
- Boomie, Legs Raffertino: Knobs?
- Woo Woo Grabowski: It's a cryin' shame you're not a boy.
- Jody: Why?
- Woo Woo Grabowski: I was just thinkin', if you were, of all the good times we could have together!
- Jody: Oh, Woo Woo, why have you got such an inferiority complex?
- Woo Woo Grabowski: Well, I guess, because I'm inferior. Or, maybe it's my glands.
- Jody: I can get anything I want out of Thinko. It's not complicated.
- Legs Raffertino: I know the type. A pushover for dames. Remember Fatso McNamara?
- Boomie: Yeah, just like me! He flipped over blondes. The dizzier the better.
- Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair: I'm not out chasing after men.
- Jody: Oh, well, you sure fix it so they chase after you, though.
- Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair: I never lead any man on. I've never wanted anyone to be interested in anything but my mind.
- Jody: You make every woman in the world feel - positively *flat*-chested. You're a menace, that's what you are. All I can say is, that if Woo Woo wants a woman with - built in water wings, he's welcome to her!
- Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair: Woo Woo is just a case history to me. Don't you understand? I'm a doctor 13 times over. I only look at him medically.
- Jody: Well, that's not the way he looks at you. That's not the way *any* man looks at you.
- Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair: My dear, a woman can't help being a woman.
- Jody: Well, you don't have to be so darn *much* of a one. The race isn't dying out! You don't need to push it.