Eliot Feld credited as playing...
Baby John
- Action: We've gotta show them who's on top!
- Joyboy: The Jets!
- Action: Let's do it now!
- Baby John: Hey, haven't we had enough?
- Action: What's the matter; you scared?
- Baby John: Well... who're you callin' scared?
- A-Rab: Lay off of him.
- Action: Mind your own business.
- A-Rab: Don't start up on me, or I'll punch in your stupid...
- Action: You'll do what? Huh?
- [Action and A-Rab start fighting]
- Ice: KNOCK IT OFF!
- Anybodys, Tomboy: [pretending to shoot A-rab] POW, POW!
- A-Rab: Cracko jacko. Down goes a teenage hoodlum.
- [drops to the ground]
- Baby John: Gee. Could a real zip gun make you do like that?
- Anybodys, Tomboy: You don't know what a zip gun would do? Man, you better wear diapers.
- Baby John: Eh, go walk the streets like your sister.
- Anybodys, Tomboy: Listen jailbait, I licked you twice and I can do it again!
- [pounces on Baby John]
- Officer Krupke: [to Baby John] You.
- Baby John: Who, me sir?
- Officer Krupke: Yeah, you. Didn't ya hear me?
- Baby John: Oh, yes sir. I got 20-20 hearing.
- Officer Krupke: [not amused] Then why didn't ya answer me?
- A-Rab: His mother told him never to answer back to a cop.
- Officer Krupke: You little wise apple! You want me to run you in?
- A-Rab: Oh indeed not, *sir*.
- A-Rab: Baby John, what are you doin' here?
- Baby John: Nothin'.
- A-Rab: What are you doin' nothin' here for? Come on.
- Baby John: I don't want the guys to see me A-Rab.
- A-Rab: Why not?
- Baby John: I'm cryin'.
- A-Rab: You are? What for?
- Baby John: I don't know. I just...
- A-Rab: Blow your nose.
- Baby John: A-Rab?
- A-Rab: Yeah?
- Baby John: Did you get a look at their faces?
- A-Rab: Which faces?
- Baby John: You know, at the rumble. Riff and Bernardo.
- A-Rab: Yeah. I wish it was yesterday.
- Baby John: Me too. I'm scared!
- A-Rab: Well cut it out. You hear me? Cut it out!
- Baby John: A-Rab, what are we gonna do?
- A-Rab: We're gonna meet with the other guys and form up. Thats what we're gonna do. Come on, lets go.
- Baby John: A-Rab, you got a hankerchief first?
- A-Rab: Whats wrong with you sleeve?
- Lieutenant Schrank: [shouting to the others] BREAK IT UP, YOU PUNKS! Cut it out! Come on, let's break it up, l said! Come on! Break it up! COME ON!
- Officer Krupke: Alright, knock it off. Get up. Come on. Settle down.
- Lieutenant Schrank: How many times have l told you punks to cut this stuff out?
- Riff: Why, if it ain't Lieutenant Schrank.
- The Jets: Top o' the day, Lieutenant Schrank.
- Bernardo: And Officer Krupke.
- The Sharks: Top o' the day, Officer Krupke.
- Officer Krupke: [points at the sharks] l'll give you the top o' the head.
- Lieutenant Schrank: Hey, you, get down!
- A-Rab: But we're havin' such fun.
- Snowboy: We enjoy the playground.
- Riff: Ah, see, it keeps us deprived children off of the foul city streets.
- Officer Krupke: Shut up.
- A-Rab: And born like we was on the hot pavements.
- Officer Krupke: You wanna get your skull broke?
- Lieutenant Schrank: Hey, Baby John, come here! COME HERE!
- [comes up to Lieutenant Schrank, and looks at the sharks]
- Lieutenant Schrank: All right! Now, which one of these Puerto Ricans bloodied you? Huh?
- Baby John: [looks at Schrank] W-Well, sir, uh...
- Lieutenant Schrank: [points at them] Which one?
- Riff: Uh... Uh, excuse me, sir. As a matter of fact, uh... we suspicion that the job was done by a cop.
- Snowboy: Two cops.
- Action: [points at the Jets] At the very least.
- Officer Krupke: lmpossible.
- Bernardo: ln America, nothing is impossible.
- [they both laugh]
- Snowboy: We thought they nabbed you.
- A-Rab: Go on.
- Ice: You didn't see Tony?
- A-Rab: Nah. Nothin' but coppers.
- Action: [points at Baby John] What's wrong with him?
- A-Rab: There's nothin' wrong. He's okay, you got that?
- Action: All right, all right!
- Snowboy: Maybe we oughta go home.
- Action: For what?
- Big Deal: Betcha they got him.
- Ice: Not Tony.
- A-Rab: He was great. Huh, Baby John?
- Baby John: Oh, yeah. He really come through for the Jets.
- A-Rab: Just like Riff said he...
- [trails off]
- A-Rab: Said he would.
- [Graziella starts to cry]
- Graziella, Riff's Girl: Riff! I want Riff!
- Snowboy: [comfortingly] Come on, Graziella.
- Tiger: Nobody was supposed to get killed. It's just...
- Action: They're gonna pay!
- A-Rab: Them stinkin' Sharks!
- Snowboy: The trouble is he's lazy!
- Joyboy: The trouble is he drinks!
- Baby John: The trouble is he's crazy!
- A-Rab: The trouble is he stinks!
- Mouthpiece: The trouble is he's growing!
- Action: The trouble is he's grown!
- The Jets: Krupke, we've got trouble of our own! Gee, Officer Krupke we're down on our knees!
- Riff: 'Cause no one wants a fella with a social disease!
- The Jets: Gee, Officer Krupke what are we to do? Gee, Officer Krupke, krup you!