Yvonne Craig credited as playing...
Azalea Tatum
- Azalea Tatum: Hey Jodie!
- Azalea Tatum, Selena Tatum: Look what we got!
- Jodie Tatum: What are you gals doin' in your underwear?
- Selena Tatum: They ain't underwear, Jodie! Them's bikinis! Ain't they purty?
- Jodie Tatum: Purty skimpy.
- Josh Morgan: I just took 'em into town so they could buy a few little things, Jodie.
- Jodie Tatum: They's little enough.
- Selena Tatum: Whatcha doin' up here, Cousin Josh?
- Josh Morgan: Well, we came up on a friendly visit to talk to your folks, sort of, government business.
- Jodie Tatum: Yeah, we seen them Revenuers before. We sent 'em back down the mountain with lead buzzin' around their tails.
- Azalea Tatum: Yah hush up, Jodie! Them was no-account Yankees.
- Selena Tatum: I reckon Pappy and Ma will be right glad to meet you, Cousin Josh.
- Azalea Tatum: You know somethin' Cousin Josh?
- Josh Morgan: No, what?
- Azalea Tatum: Well, I don't want to throw nobody; but, I wouldn't mind gettin' throwed.
- Ma Tatum: That's a powerful hunk of money. Think of all the things we could git with that.
- Selena Tatum: Just think, we could git one of them new fangled bathtubs and some purty dresses!
- Azalea Tatum: And a new hot water heater. That creek gits mighty cold in wintertime.
- Ma Tatum: Yeah, and maybe one of them electric light machines.
- Pappy Tatum: Woah! Hold up there. The whole kit 'n' caboodle of ya. I can't think with you all babblin' at me! And not a peep outta you three!
- Azalea Tatum: Now, it's my turn.
- [puckers up]
- Josh Morgan: I don't know about that.
- Azalea Tatum: Josh, please!
- [puckers up]
- Josh Morgan: [singing] Won't you show me how to kiss, Put your lips on mine,
- [kiss]
- Josh Morgan: Do you do it just like this, Tell me I'm doing fine, We got a good thing going now take your time, Come on and make it last, Love may be new to you but Oooh, I'm catchin' on fast.
- [kiss]
- Josh Morgan: Give, give, gimme all you've got to give...