Larry Hagman credited as playing...
Major Anthony Nelson • Captain Anthony Nelson • Rodney Pomfret • Captain Anthony Wilson • Geoffrey Tiffin-Smythe
- Major Nelson: Jeannie's turned against me.
- Major Healey: She can't turn against you. Your her master. She as to obey you.
- Major Nelson: Yeah, who says so?
- Major Healey: I don't know, maybe it's in the genie manual.
- Major Nelson: Then how come she's deliberately disobeyed me?
- Major Healey: Maybe she wasn't issued a genie manual.
- Major Nelson: Jeannie, I never knew how much you meant to me until this happened. I'm never going to let you out of my sight again. Look, I even brought you flowers. Once I get you out of there, I'm going to take you out to dinner... the best candle lit dinner...
- [Dr Bellows, Major Healy and Harry walk in on Major Nelson talking to the moon safe]
- Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD: A candle lit dinner...
- Major Nelson: I can explain, sir.
- Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD: Being in love with a safe, they haven't got a name for that one.
- Jeannie: Master I have a mother-in-law problem.
- Major Nelson: You can't have a mother-in-law problem. We are not married.
- Jeannie: Master is football more important to you than I am?
- Major Nelson: Of course not, that's like comparing oranges and lemons.
- Jeannie: And I'm the lemon.
- Major Anthony Nelson: Are you coming with us?
- Major Roger Healey: To Las Vegas?
- Major Anthony Nelson: Um hum
- Major Roger Healey: Well, if you are going to get married, that's the place to gamble.