Bob McFadden credited as playing...
Milton the Monster
- ["Milton the Monster" title sequence]
- Narrator: On top of old Horror Hill, in a secret laboratory, Professor Weirdo and Count Kook were in their monstrous glory.
- Professor Weirdo: # Six drops of The Essence of Terror, / Five drops of Sinister Sauce. #
- Count Kook: # When the stirring's done, may I lick the spoon? #
- Professor Weirdo: # Of course! A-ha! Of course! / Now for the tincture of tenderness, / But I must use only a touch. / For without a touch of tenderness, / It might destroy me! #
- [Kook accidentally knocks Weirdo's arm]
- Professor Weirdo: # Oops! Too much! / Better hold your breath; / It's starting to tick! #
- Count Kook: # Better hold my hand; / I'm feeling sick! #
- [the monster arises]
- Milton The Monster: Hello, Daddy!
- Professor Weirdo: # What have I done? #
- Milton The Monster: # I'm Milton, your brand new son! #