Romy Schneider credited as playing...
Carole Werner
- Carole Werner: We're married thirty seconds and already you look at other women.
- Michael James: I had to look at her, she was talking to me, I looked in the direction the sound was coming from.
- [James is drunk and Carole has taken his car keys]
- Michael James: Give me the key.
- Carole Werner: No. Take a cab.
- Michael James: I don't wish to take a key, I want my car cabs!
- Carole Werner: You got something to eat?
- Victor Skakapopulis: [looking around his messy kitchen] Some, uh, some Fig Newtons and some Hershey bars and some cough drops.
- Carole Werner: You got any tuna fish?
- Victor Skakapopulis: [searching cupboard] Tuna fish... tuna fish... I have some salmon salad left.
- Carole Werner: What do you mean, left? When did you make it?
- Victor Skakapopulis: In April, but if you smother it with pepper it's fine.
- Carole Werner: [taking a shower] Michael?
- Michael James: Hello, pussycat.
- [steps into the shower]
- Michael James: Pussycat, I love you.
- Carole Werner: Thank you for another pot of flowers. Shall I get dressed? Or is it foreign-movie time?
- Michael James: Foreign-movie time.
- Michael James: It's different for a girl.
- Carole Werner: It is not! It is not different! And if you can run around, so can I.
- Michael James: Pussycat? I'm off. See you tomorrow.
- Carole Werner: Have fun. You sure you're not meeting some dolly?
- Michael James: Trust, my darling, trust.
- Carole Werner: Victor, can I have a drink?
- Victor Shakapopulis: Sure, what would you like?
- Carole Werner: A triple Scotch on the rocks. Sometimes a drink will loosen me up. You've got something to eat?
- Victor Shakapopulis: Some, uh, some Fig Newtons and some Hershey bars and some cough drops.
- Carole Werner: You got any tuna fish?
- Victor Shakapopulis: Tuna fish, tuna fish. Uh, tuna fish.