Joan Sims credited as playing...
Emily Bung
- Emily Bung: You haven't taken me out for ages
- Detective Sgt. Sidney Bung: Don't exaggerate, we went out a couple of months ago, had a lovely time.
- Emily Bung: You call that lovely, my poor mother's funeral.
- Detective Sgt. Sidney Bung: Well I enjoyed it!
- Emily Bung: That telephone ringing at all hours of the day and night. It's the invention of the devil. It's like someone walking in on you in the bath, it's an invasion of privacy, that's what it is.
- Detective Sgt. Sidney Bung: You in the bath? That'd stop any invasion.
- Emily Bung: Stay at that rotten police station. See if any of them will give you what you get from me.
- Detective Sgt. Sidney Bung: It's been so long since I got anything from you, i've forgotten if it's worth having.
- Emily Bung: Either that phone goes or I go, I can promise you that!
- Detective Sgt. Sidney Bung: Promises, promises - always promises!
- Detective Sgt. Sidney Bung: I've been up till half six looking for a woman.
- Emily Bung: That should be something you're good at, looking for women.
- Detective Sgt. Sidney Bung: I wouldn't say that, last time I tried I found you.