Peter Noone credited as playing...
Herman
- Oakshot: What are we in Advertising House? Do we manufacture?
- Swothard: No, not really, sir.
- Oakshot: Do we sell?
- Herman Tulley: No, sir!
- Oakshot: What do we do?
- Herman Tulley: We exaggerate, sir.
- Oakshot: We--mold!
- Barry: Ah, come on. Who's gonna pay to listen to our noise?
- Herman Tulley: Well, my grandma went wild when she heard us.
- Herman Tulley: How can anyone be oneself if you're the same as everyone else?
- Oakshot: Tulley, you seem guilty of incorrect thinking. Conformity is the very essence of what our executives require--but an individual conformity, naturally.
- Herman Tulley: You know, sometimes I wonder if I own Mrs. Brown or if she owns me?
- Judy Brown: That's just the way I feel about modeling. Sometimes I don't know if I'm posing for the photographer or if he's posing for me.
- Herman Tulley: Then you're on 10,000 bedroom walls.
- Keith: It's a regular orgy, isn't it?
- Karl: Yeah, once you got your picture on the bedroom wall, you're part of their lives, aren't you?
- Barry: Yeah, the little darlings.
- G.G. Brown: You still got the group. You're good lads. You'll all come out on top of the heap yet.
- Herman Tulley: Oh, we're no better than 500 other groups. In London, there's more groups than there are coppers.
- G.G. Brown: Never mind, son. Never mind. What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts
- Herman Tulley: Isn't she lovely, eh?
- [singing]
- Herman Tulley: Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely daughter, Girls as sharp as her are something rare, But, it's sad, She doesn't love me now, She's made it clear enough, It ain't no good to pine...