Lee Meredith credited as playing...
Ulla
- Max Bialystock: Ulla! Go get car!
- Ulla: Ja, ja! We go to motel?
- Max Bialystock: No. I go with Mr. Bloom.
- Ulla: You and Mr. Bloom go to motel?
- Max Bialystock: No! Get car!
- Ulla: Get car!
- Ulla: Goddag på dig!
- Leo Bloom: Uh, I beg your pardon?
- Ulla: Goddag på dig!
- Leo Bloom: Ah, gut da! Max, have you gone mad? A receptionist who can't speak English? What will people say?
- Max Bialystock: They'll say, "A wuma wa wa wa wa!"
- Ulla: Boo-boo? Boo-boo?
- Max Bialystock: Yeah?
- Ulla: We make love?
- [takes off her coat, reveals she's only wearing underwear]
- Max Bialystock: No, we don't make love. Go to work.
- [Ulla turns on the music, starts go-go dancing]