Geoffrey Hughes credited as playing...
Paul McCartney
- Paul: [singing] When I get older losing my hair many years from now. Will you still be sending me a valentine, birthday greetings, bottle of wine? If I'd been out till quarter to three would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm Sixty Four?
- Paul: Groovy! How do you start this thing?
- Old Fred: It starts with a Blue Meanie attack.
- John: Well, supposing there are no Blue Meanies in the neighbourhood?
- Old Fred: Oh, er, well, then you, um, start looking for a switch.
- Ringo: [Ringo pushes a button that starts playing the first few notes of the song "All Together Now"] Perhaps this is it.
- John: Hey, Jeremy, what do you know about holes?
- Jeremy Hillary Boob, PhD.: There are simply no holes in my education.
- Paul: You mean you haven't composed a "hole" book?
- Lord Mayor: It's quite uncanny, your faces.
- Paul: We're quite cute, really.
- Lord Mayor: You could pass for the originals!
- John: We are the originals.
- John: [in the Sea of Holes] This place reminds me of Blackburn, Lancashire.
- Paul: [sings] Oh, boy!
- George: How many do you think there are in all?
- Jeremy Hillary Boob, PhD.: Enough to fill the Albert Hall!