George Segal credited as playing...
Lt. Phil Hartman
- Major Paul Kreuger: [Calling on field radio to side of bridge under attack by Americans] Sgt. Becker Sgt. Becker, this is Major Kreuger calling.
- Lt. Phil Hartman: [Answers German radio] He's dead, Major!
- Major Barnes: Look, uh, Hartman, I know it's been a hard blow. It's always a shock to lose a buddy, a man you worked with and fought with. I mean, we're all human. I guess what I'm trying to say is... I realize Captain Colt was your friend. He was my friend, too.
- Lt. Phil Hartman: Bullshit.
- [Long pause]
- Major Barnes: Would you, uh... care to rephrase that, Lieutenant?
- Lt. Phil Hartman: You don't have any friends out here, Major. Neither do I. We can't afford them. Neither one of us.
- Lt. Phil Hartman: [sees Angelo stealing items off corpses] You know something, Angel? You're a pig.
- Sgt. Angelo: [grins] I love you too... sir.
- Lt. Phil Hartman: Get the men up. We're moving out.
- Sgt. Angelo: Those men are tired. They'll kill us.
- Lt. Phil Hartman: They're so happy we didn't find any Germans here, they want us to keep going until we do.
- Lt. Phil Hartman: How do you know Stadt Meckenheim isn't crawling with Germans? What if they unload on us?
- Major Barnes: Then we'll know, won't we, Lieutenant?
- Lt. Phil Hartman: You got your camera with you, Glover?
- Pvt. Glover: No, sir. I kinda sold it back to Sergeant Angel.
- Lt. Phil Hartman: When the Krauts blow that bridge, that's gonna be some picture.