Harry Jordan
Barbara Cole
P.A. Stutz
Max Jordan
Mona
Tersh Jeterax
The General
The President
Culp
Newt
Gate Guard
Fink
Mrs. Jordan
Exercise Chief
Monitor Driver
Production Manager
Jackie Vernon
Man in Monitors Commercial
Boy in Monitors Commercial
Bug for Culture
Woman in Monitors Commercial
Man in Monitors Commercial (as Senator Everett Dirksen)
Woman in Monitors Commercial (as Lynn Lipton)
Narrator (voice)