George Lazenby credited as playing...
James Bond
- [last lines]
- James Bond: [Tracy has just been shot and killed] It's all right. It's quite all right, really. She's having a rest. We'll be going on soon. There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world.
- Draco: My apologies for the way you were brought here. I wasn't sure you'd accept a *formal* invitation.
- James Bond: There's always something formal about the point of a pistol.
- [a bad guy chasing Bond skis into a snow blower, which then spews red snow]
- James Bond: He had a lot of guts.
- [a girl writes on Bond's leg under the table, to which Bond makes an awkward face]
- Irma Bunt: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
- James Bond: Just a slight stiffness coming on... due to the altitude, no doubt.
- James Bond: [to Tracy] I love you. I know I'll never find another woman like you. Will you marry me?
- [Bond throws a knife and hits a calendar on a bookshelf, on the 14th day]
- Draco: But today is the thirteenth, Commander.
- James Bond: I'm superstitious.
- [Draco proposes that Bond marries his daughter]
- James Bond: I find her fascinating. But, she needs a psychiatrist, not me.
- Draco: [abruptly] What she needs is a man... to *dominate* her! To make love to her enough to make her love him! A man like you!
- James Bond: Moneypenny, what would I do without you?
- Moneypenny: My problem is that you never do anything with me.
- James Bond: Tracy, I was always taught that mistakes should be remedied, especially between friends - or lovers.
- Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Merry Christmas, 007.
- James Bond: [as Hillary Bray] I'm Sir Hillary Bray.
- Ernst Stavro Blofeld: No no no, Mr. Bond. Respectable baronets from the College of Heralds do "not" seduce female patients in clinics. On the other hand, they do get their professional details... "right". The De Bleauchamps tombs are "not" in the Augsburg Cathedral as you said, but in the Ste. Anna Kirch. Sir Hillary Bray would have known!
- [Bond looks down and sighs, finally aware that he has been made]
- Ernst Stavro Blofeld: [beat] Small slip. It takes more than a few props to turn 007 into a Herald.
- [breaks Bond's glasses]
- James Bond: [normal voice] It'll take more than cutting off your earlobes, Blofeld, to turn you into a Count.
- Ernst Stavro Blofeld: I may yet surprise you. But I'm afraid you have no more surprises left for me. I know all about your mission, Mr. Bond.
- [Blofeld throws Campbell's mountain climbing equipment at the floor]
- Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Your colleague! Such a keen climber, and a brilliant conversationalist... before he left us.
- James Bond: You realize that he reported where I am.
- Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Oh, I doubt that. In any case, no one is coming to your rescue, Mr. Bond. In a few short hours, the United Nations will receive a Yuletide greeting. The information that I now possess the scientific means to control, or to destroy, the economy of the whole world. People will have more important things to deal with than you.
- Tracy: You're very sure of yourself, aren't you? Suppose I were to kill you for a thrill.
- James Bond: I can think of something more sociable to do.
- Moneypenny: That was a quick conference. How do you expect a girl to keep herself alluring...
- James Bond: Take a memo, please, Moneypenny.
- Moneypenny: Ready, James.
- James Bond: Sir, I have the honor to request you will accept my resignation, effective forthwith.
- Moneypenny: Resignation from what?
- James Bond: Her Majesty's Secret Service. And kindly present it to that monument in there.
- [Bond has realized what Blofeld is really up to]
- James Bond: Allergy vaccines? Bacteria. Bacteriological Warfare.
- Ernst Stavro Blofeld: With a difference. Our big breakthrough since last summer has been the confection of a certain... Virus Omega.
- James Bond: Infertility.
- Ernst Stavro Blofeld: TOTAL Infertility! In plants and animals. Not just disease in a few herds, Mr. Bond. Or the loss of a single crop. But the destruction of a whole strain. Forever! Throughout an entire continent. If my demands are not met, I shall proceed with the systematic extinction of whole species of cereals and livestock all over the world!
- Sir Hilary Bray: Our methods are very exacting. We never like to speak until we're *absolutely* certain that there can be no possibility of error on our side or... forgery on anyone else's.
- James Bond: I hope I can live up to your high standards.