Sally Struthers credited as playing...
Betty
- Betty: When I was four, just four years old, I went to my mother and I said, "What's this hole in my chin?" - I saw this dimple in my chin in the mirror, and didn't know what it was. And my mother said - get what my mother says - she says, "When you're born, you go on a assembly line past God, and if He likes you, He says,
- [grabs her cheeks with both her hands]
- Betty: "You cute little thing!" and you get dimples there. And if He doesn't like you, He goes,
- [presses one finger on her chin]
- Betty: "Go away." So about six months later, my mother found me saying my prayers, and I was going,
- [holds one hand over her chin]
- Betty: "Now I lay me down to sleep..." My mother says, "What are you covering up your chin for?" And I said, "Because if I cover up the hole, maybe He'll listen to me."
- Betty: That's a wig you wear, isn't it?
- Bobby: Me?
- Betty: Yeah, I told her it was you but that you were wearin' a wig because on the TV you're mostly all, uh -
- [pats him on the head]
- Betty: bald up there!
- [laughs]
- Bobby: [laughs] Your, your little friend's real, real sharp. Uh, I don't, uh, I don't wear the wig on TV because if you're gonna be out there in front of two and a half million people, you've got to be sincere. I mean, I like to wear it when I'm in bowling alleys and slipping around, stuff like that. I think it gives me a little class. What do you think?