Dennis Weaver credited as playing...
David Mann
- Radio Interviewer: [discussing an amateur talent competition] So, what is it that you do, if I may ask?
- Caller on Radio: I play meat.
- Radio Interviewer: You play meat?
- Caller on Radio: Yes, uh... meat. You know, beef, pork...
- David Mann: [laughing] That's sick, man. That's sick.
- David Mann: [David Mann mistakenly thinks that the man eating a sandwich in the cafe is the truck driver harassing him] Look, uh... I want you to cut it out.
- Man in Cafe: [bites into sandwich, chewing] Wha?
- David Mann: Just... just cut it out, okay?
- Man in Cafe: [bites into sandwich again, chewing] Cut what out?
- David Mann: Now come on, let's uh... let's not play games.
- Man in Cafe: What the hell you talkin' about?
- David Mann: I can call the police.
- Man in Cafe: [stops eating, looks suprised] Police?
- David Mann: You think that I won't? You're wrong, mister. I mean if you think you can just... just take that... that truck of yours and use it as a murder weapon and uh... killin' people on the highway... you're wrong! You got another thing comin'!
- Man in Cafe: [shakes head, fed up] Man, you need help.
- David Mann: [Mann slaps the sandwich out of his hand] Don't you tell me I need *help*!
- Man in Cafe: [punches Mann in the stomach]
- Cafe Owner: [piercing, nasal voice] Heeeeeey!
- Gas Station Attendant: Yes sir, whatever you want, I got it. What do you want?
- David Mann: Fill it with Ethyl.
- Gas Station Attendant: If Ethyl don't mind.
- David Mann: That truck driver's crazy, he's been trying to kill me, I mean it!
- Bus Driver: Well, mister, if I was to vote on who's crazy around here, it'd be you.
- David Mann: [after the truck smashes the phone booth] Lady, you have got to call the police!
- Lady at Snakerama: With what? That's the only phone I got!
- David Mann: Don't... don't... don't sit on the hood. That hood will dent. I told the kids not to get on the hood! Just see if you can bounce it loose, and I'll... ah... just bounce it loose.
- Cafe Owner: [as David Mann exits cafe restroom and enters dining area] Are you all right?
- David Mann: Yeah, I'm fine.
- Cafe Owner: What happened out there?
- David Mann: Oh, just a slight complication.
- Cafe Owner: Oh? Looked like a big complication to me!
- [Cafe patrons laugh. Mann gives an irritated look]
- David Mann: Oh, my God. Come on, faster. Oh, my God. Come on! Come on. Please. Come on. Come on, car!.Come on, let's go! Come on!
- Old Man: [after David Mann's car crashes into a fence] You all right, Mister?
- David Mann: [meekly] Yeah. Yeah, except - Oh, my neck.
- David Mann: You never know. You just never know. You just go along figuring some things don't change - like being able to drive on a public highway without somebody trying to murder you. And then one stupid thing happens - 20-25 minutes out of your whole life - and all the ropes that kept you hanging in there get cut loose. And it's like there you are - right back in the jungle again. All right, boy, it was a nightmare but it's over now. It's all over.
- David Mann: Do you have a men's room?
- Cafe Owner: Yeah. Through the door, ON THE RIGHT! Down the hall. Take a left. Second door.