Paul Mann credited as playing...
Lazar Wolf
- Lazar Wolf: How is your brother-in-law? In America?
- Tevye: Oh, he's doing very well.
- Lazar Wolf: Oh, he wrote you?
- Tevye: No, not lately.
- Lazar Wolf: Then how do you know?
- Tevye: If he was doing badly, he would write.
- Tevye: Where are you going?
- Lazar Wolf: Chicago. In America.
- Tevye: Chicago, America? We are going to New York, America. We'll be neighbors.
- Lazar Wolf: Tevye, after the marriage, we will be related. You will be my - papa!
- Tevye: Your papa? Lazar Wolf, I always wanted a son. But I wanted one a little younger than myself!
- Lazar Wolf: How is it going with you, Reb Tevye?
- Tevye: How should it go?
- Lazar Wolf: You are right.
- Tevye: And you?
- Lazar Wolf: The same.
- Tevye: I'm sorry to hear that.
- Lazar Wolf: Tevye, I understand how you feel. But, after all, you have a few more without her.
- Tevye: Ah, I see. Today you want one. Tomorrow you may want two.
- Lazar Wolf: Two? What - what would I do with two?
- Tevye: The same as you do with one!
- Lazar Wolf: [pause] Tevye - this is important to me.
- Tevye: Why is it so important?
- Lazar Wolf: Frankly, because - I'm lonely.
- Tevye: Lonely? Reb Lazar, what are you talking about? How can a little cow keep you company?
- Lazar Wolf: [outraged] Little cow? Is that what you call her?
- Tevye: What else should I call her? That's what she is! Reb Lazar, what are you talking about?
- Lazar Wolf: Don't you know?
- Tevye: Of course I know! We are talking about my new milk cow! The one you want to buy from me!
- Lazar Wolf: A milk cow!
- [laughs]
- Lazar Wolf: A milk cow so I won't be lonely? I'm talk - I'm talking about your daughter. Your daughter Tzeitel.