- Danny: [as the 2 headed monster wakes up] Daddy. Daddy.
- Cass: Whatta you know. He can talk.
- Danny: Who are you?
- Cass: I'm your brother.
- Danny: I don't have a, a brother.
- Cass: You do now. I don't like it any better. But until we can do something about it, I'm running this monster, understand?
- Danny: Uh, my neck hurts.
- Cass: My neck hurts, stupid. Don't you see what these maniacs had done to us?
- Danny: Stop jerking around. You and I are now one, dummy. Let's stand up. I'll show you.
- Cass: [as the monster gets up and starts walking for the first time] Aaaagh! I gotta teach the moron to walk.