Bill Thurman credited as playing...
Coach Popper
- Coach Popper: Run, you little pissants, run! Tough it out! Tough it out. You gotta be men like the rest of us. None of you pretty enough to be women. Here, Joe Bob. Quit flappin' your arms. You look like a goddamn goose. Even for a preacher's boy you ought to be in shape. What kind of female you ever gonna get? Come here. Tough it out! Run, you little pissants. All right, off the court. If y'all didn't jack off so damn much, maybe you could stay in shape.
- Coach Popper: Now, listen. See if we can't stretch that goddamn thing a little. You know a man never ought to cheat, unlessin' it's for a good cause.