McLean Stevenson credited as playing...
Lt. Col. Henry Blake
- Henry Blake: Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General?
- Radar: Oh, nobody does, sir.
- Henry Blake: Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't.
- Radar: Sir, there's someone waiting to see you.
- Henry Blake: I was born with someone waiting to see me.
- Radar: Will Scotch be all right for everybody, sir?
- Henry Blake: Yeah, fine, Radar - perfect.
- Radar: [offering a drink to Captain Sloan] Uh, I ran out of ice sir, so I used bourbon.
- Henry Blake: [to Frank and Hot Lips] You two have gone over my head so many times I have athlete's scalp.
- Henry Blake: [Reacting to a complaint filed by Majors Houlihan and Burns] Boy, those two poops are gonna drive me dippy!
- Father Mulcahy: [Col. Blake is in the middle of an operation, and Father Mulcahey is in need of blood] Colonel Blake, are you busy?
- Henry Blake: No... I'm telling this mian's fortune by reading his bowels.