Bernard Cribbins credited as playing...
Felix Forsythe
- Felix Forsythe: A thief or a boozer, it's all the same to me. I don't need either one as a barman, Quite a part from the fact that half the time he's pulling your tits instead of pulling pints.
- Babs Milligan: No look here...
- Felix Forsythe: He can't keep his hands off you! The customers are always talkin' about it.
- Babs Milligan: And what about you? Always *fingering* me.
- Babs Milligan: He always pays.
- Felix Forsythe: How would you know?
- Babs Milligan: I work with him, don't I?
- Felix Forsythe: And what else?
- Babs Milligan: What's that supposed to mean?
- Felix Forsythe: This is Covent Garden, not the Garden of Love. How 'bout starting work?
- Babs Milligan: Oh, get stuffed!
- Babs Milligan: You can stuff your rotten job right up your jacksie!
- Felix Forsythe: Come back, you!
- Babs Milligan: Oh, balls!
- Felix Forsythe: Cheers, squadron leader. Chin chin!
- Richard Blaney: Morning.
- Felix Forsythe: Look, it may come as something of a surprise to you, Blaney, but in this pub we sell liquor, we don't give it away. Still less do we expect our employees to steal it.
- Richard Blaney: I was going to pay for it!
- Felix Forsythe: Oh, I'm sure you were. Well, that's the last drink you're gettin' on this house. Go on, get out.
- Richard Blaney: I told you I was going to pay for it. I always pay for my drinks, even for your watered-down gin.
- Felix Forsythe: Now don't come and be innocent with me, you bastard. My stocks have been well down this past month.
- Richard Blaney: Now you watch what you're saying!
- Felix Forsythe: What? To a thief?