Judge : Do you know it's against the law to hunt on Reservation land?
Joe Kidd : Well the deer didn't know where he was, and I wasn't sure either.
Joe Kidd : [With Lamar pointing a gun at him] Lamar, I gotta dollar here says I can break your neck 'for you get that rig moved a half inch.
[last lines]
Mitchell : Well, that settles that. Anything I can do for you, Joe?
Joe Kidd : [punches him in the nose]
Mitchell : Joe, you shouldn't 'o done that.
Joe Kidd : Next time I'll knock your damn head off.
[Joe is putting the moves on Elma]
Elma : How long have they had you locked up?
Joe Kidd : Two days.
Elma : What would you be like after two months?
Joe Kidd : We wouldn't even be talking now.
Joe Kidd : Walk a straight line through a cow pasture you gotta step in some cow pies, but you get where you're goin'.
Joe Kidd : Roy. GET OUT.
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