Danny Mills credited as playing...
Crackers
- Crackers: A turd, Mama, a turd!
- Cotton: Who could've sent this?
- Miss Edie: Ahhh. A turd? Oh, a turd! Oh, Babs!
- Babs Johnson: This is a direct attack on my divinity!
- Crackers: Let's sleep in gas station lavatories this time, mama. Fuck permanent residences. It'll strengthen our filthiness.
- Babs Johnson: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
- Crackers: Sure mama, I wouldn't shit ya.
- Cotton: Let's move to Boise, I always wanted to go there!
- Babs Johnson: Boise, Cotton? Why, that might not be a bad place!
- Crackers: Were you ever there?
- Cotton: Only once, we robbed a transit bus there, remember?
- Babs Johnson: I remember, the number 42!
- Crackers: Miss Cotton, I got somethin' in mind today I never ever tried before. Somethin' very excitin' for you. My little chickens are gonna be in this show today, Cotton. Me and some nice. juicy, plump chickens!
- Crackers: Their bedroom. Their fuck chamber itself.
- Babs Johnson: This is where they mate, Crackers right here on this very bed. This is where they touch their uninspired little organs together vainly trying to recharge their worn-out battery of filthiness thrashing and moaning in the still of the night.
- Crackers: What kind of shit turns them on, Mama? What do they do in here?
- Babs Johnson: Oh, all sorts of disgusting positions I would imagine, Crackers. Connie probably takes Raymond's little peanut of a cock between her brittle, chapped lips and then scrapes her ugly, decayed teeth up and down on it while asshole Raymond thinks he's getting the best head on the East Coast. Then they probably sit here and stare at each other's blue and red hair while they goose each other and say dirty words.