Jim Bohan credited as playing...
Holstein
- John Milner: Come on, really, Carol, now don't say anything.
- Carol: If you say I was a dirty bird, Carol's not grungy, she's bitchin'.
- John Milner: Hah.
- Carol: Say it, I'll tell him.
- John Milner: I was a dirty bird, Carol's not grungy - she's bitchin'.
- Carol: I'll think about it.
- Holstein: Where you going, Milner?
- John Milner: Oh, I'm going home, sir.
- Holstein: Uh, well, where have you been?
- John Milner: Uh, we were, I wa, uh, at the movies, sir.
- Holstein: Milner, you didn't happen to be around the corner of 12th and G about 8:30 tonight, did you?
- John Milner: No, no sir, we were at the movies, like I said.
- Holstein: Milner, the reason I stopped you is because the light on your license plate is out. I'm going to have to cite you for that. And Milner, the front end of this thing you are driving looks a little low.
- John Milner: No sir, no no, it's twelve and a half inches, regulations height. You can check it if you like, sir.
- Holstein: Look, Milner, listen. You can't fool with the law.
- John Milner: Yes sir.
- Holstein: We know it was you tonight. We have an excellent description of this car. I could run you in right now and I could make it stick. But I'm not going to that, Milner, and you know why? I want to catch you in the act. And when I do, I'm going to nail you but good.
- Holstein: Happy birthday, Milner.
- John Milner: Thank you. Asshole.