Tony Roberts credited as playing...
Bob Blair
- Bob Blair: [to Frank] Who the fuck do you think you are, you son of a bitch? You think you have it bad just because those bastards won't play ball?
- Frank Serpico: You know, you're pretty fuckin' weird for a cop.
- Bob Blair: Me? What about *you*? You're a fucking hippie!
- Kellogg: You have two alternatives. You can force me to take you to the commissioner of investigations. He'll drag you in front of a grand jury.
- Serpico: I don't want that.
- Kellogg: Oh, I can understand that. Word'll get out. Before it's all over, they'll find you face-down in the East River.
- Bob Blair: What's the other alternative?
- Kellogg: Forget it.
- Bob Blair: It's a goddamn serious step, Frank. I don't know if the timing is right.
- Serpico: Look, I want it to get on the record, that's all, in case something should happen to me. I want it on the record.
- Bob Blair: I don't know if we carry enough weight. I don't know if The New York Times will go that far out on a limb on the say-so of two flunky cops.
- Bob Blair: Who the fuck do you think you are, you son of a bitch? You come looking for help, whining, mealy-mouthed, with your humble-pie act--the saint, the injured innocent. Who told you the department or the whole world was some kind of a fucking Boy Scout camp? What do you expect, for Christ's sake, a magician? A big daddy? White knight rides in on a horse, snaps his fingers, the dirty world turns virgin white...
- Serpico: You just keep talking. Keep talking, Bobby, because that's what you can do.
- Bob Blair: While the Pope's choir sings "Ave Maria," is that it?