Ralph Carter credited as playing...
Michael Evans
- J.J.: Thelma, I think I got VD!
- Thelma: VD! The only way you can get that is by... JJ!... well who is it?
- [JJ looks at her]
- Thelma: ... Mariaane Thomas? Sweet little Marianne Thomas? ooooooWOOO!
- Michael: [Michael comes out of the room with his text book] JJ what you say you got?
- J.J.: VD
- Michael: [looking up VD] It says here you can only get VD by... ooooooWooo!
- Michael: Hey, Thelma. You about ready for that kissing booth?
- Thelma: Yep, I've got my lips, and my lip gloss, and... Oh, Michael, you didn't tell me how much to sell my kisses for.
- J.J.: Thelma, be ready to make change of a dime.
- Thelma: You know something, if you were in there, it wouldn't be a kissing booth... it would be a house of horrors, you ugly monster.
- Michael: Daddy high blood pressure can cause kidney malfunction!
- JJ: In this house a person can get kidney malfunction waiting for Thelma to get outta the bathroom!
- Sweet Daddy: Sweet Daddy has to protect his image.
- Michael: How can you? Vampires don't cast images.
- Sweet Daddy: I'll remember that, if you ever grow up.
- J.J: [Loretta goes into labor and JJ calls the doctor, frantic]
- J.J: Hello? Doc? Look here! I got one of your patients here about to have a baby! See you at the clinic. Check?... Just do what? Are you sure you a baby Doctor? Oh!
- [JJ hangs up]
- J.J: I dialed the wrong number! I got the pet hospital!
- Michael: JJ, are you sure?
- J.J: It musta' been! He told me to put Loretta in a cardboard box and let nature take it's course!