Paolo Villaggio credited as playing...
Ugo Fantozzi
- Ugo Fantozzi: I didn't mean to kill your dog! I'll kill myself in the fish pond!
- [jumps in]
- Signorina Silvani: What are you doing?
- Ugo Fantozzi: I'm examining the temperature of the fish pond.
- Ugo Fantozzi: Behold, all of you. I have given you fish
- [holds up two fish]
- Ugo Fantozzi: and some fine white rice.
- Burino che distrugge la Bianchina: Get out of the car, shit head!
- Burino che distrugge la Bianchina: Who's the arsehole here?
- Ugo Fantozzi: [points to his face] I am! No! No! It wasn't my fault! That woman told me to!
- Burino che distrugge la Bianchina: You suck! Trying to blame it on a woman! You are *scum*!