Dirty Duck (1974)
Mark Volman: Duck, Side Hack Rider
Quotes
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[in the desert]
Willard : Say, how did you come to be a duck?
Duck : Well, I was a turtle for a while, but that wasn't going anywhere. Then my mother gave me the chance to be a duck, and I sort of flowed from there...
[while the Duck is talking, a caricature of Frank Zappa rises like the sun over the horizon]
Willard : Oh, Eddie, you have GOT to be kidding.
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Duck : You can't do this to me! I was at Woodstock in '69! I saw 200 MOTELS! I know who I am!